Tuesday, January 10, 2012

isn't it ionic

Y'all. I just grabbed my hairdryer to dry my hair really fast this evening when I noticed a button on the top of the nozzle I had never noticed before (because seriously, why did they even put a button up there to begin with??)

It said, in solemn typeface, ION SWITCH, OFF or ON.

Why didn't anyone tell me I've been walking around without ionized hair all these years?? The shame. The embarassment. The...ions!...Well no more.

I switched it to the on position. That's right,  I just changed my laser from stun....to kill. Mwahahahaha.


Tricia said...

You make me laugh. That makes me happy. Thank you!

Kelly said...

Your such a dork!